Showing posts with label LIFESTYLE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LIFESTYLE. Show all posts
Friday, November 6, 2015
How to delete an email address from the login screen of FACEBOOK?
click shift and delete on unwated address
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
7 Traits of Someone Who Has Great Faith in God
1. Courage – is not acting without fear, it’s acting despite of fear. Someone who has great faith is in God is like a child who is with his father in a storm. The child is not afraid because he know he’s father is there and will not leave him no matter what. For that child nothing is impossible with God.
2. Firm belief – a person who has great faith is someone who has firm belief in his faith. That despite the trials and challenges he faces he’s faith is still strong.
3. Listens to the Good News – He listens to the word of God and does not contradict it. He applies what he has learned for good use.
4. He is careful with his mouth – a person who has great faith is careful with the words that he uses. He is careful with the words that he speaks because he believes in his heart but he also proclaim through his mouth.
5. Persistence – He continues to work and pray. Like a suitor who is wooing the woman of his dreams a person with great faith never gives up despite the insults and trials he indures.
6. Humble – we have nothing to be boastful for except for the Word of God. We are nothing without Him.
7. Never looses Hope – a person with great faith never looses hope amidst the adversity. He continues to fight and work for his goals and dreams in life.
These are the traits of someone who has great faith in God that is followed with blessings.
EARTHQUAKE SAFETY AND SURVIVAL TIPS
Before we go to the earthquake safety and survival tips it is important to know what causes an earthquake. An earthquake is caused by the breaking and shifting of rock beneath the Earth’s surface. Ground shaking from earthquakes can result in collapse buildings, towers and bridges. It can disrupt and cut gas, electric and phone services. It can also cause and trigger landslides, flash floods, fires, avalanches and large destructive ocean waves or otherwise known as tsunamis. Earthquakes can cause serious damage to land, property and life. It is important to be prepared if and when an earthquake strikes your place. In this regard, we have researched the best websites about earthquake safety and survival tips and here’s the summary of our research:
THINGS TO DO BEFORE AN EARTHQUAKE STRIKES:
Prepare a Disaster & Supplies Kit for your home and car which includes the following:
– First aid kit and important medications.
– Battery-powered radio, flashlight, and extra batteries.
– Have at least three gallons of water per person.
– Protective clothing, rain wear, and sleeping bags or bedding.
– Canned foods and can opener
– Make sure you keep essentials such as a flashlight and sturdy shoes by your bedside.
– Prepare special items for infant, elderly, or disabled family members.
– Prepare written instructions for how to turn off gas, electricity, and water if authorities advise you to do so. Remember, you’ll need a professional to turn natural gas service back on.
Source: American Red Cross (http://www.oc-redcross.org)
THINGS TO DO DURING AN EARTHQUAKE:
– First things first, DO NOT PANIC. It is important to remember the earthquake safety tips and use them to the best of your ability. If you panic, you will not be able to help yourself and your loved ones.
– According to Doug Copp. A Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world’s most experienced rescue team and a United Nations expert in Disaster Mitigation: ” What people should do is to have a greater chance of survival is to lie down next to their desks in the aisles. ”
Simply stated, when buildings collapse, the weight of the ceilings falling upon the objects or furniture inside crushes these objects, leaving a space or void next to them. This space is called the “ triangle of life “. The larger the object, the stronger, the less it will compact. The less the object compacts, the larger the void, the greater the probability that the person who is using this void for safety will not be injured.
Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal position. You should too in an earthquake. It is a natural safety/survival instinct. You can survive in a smaller void.
– Never go to the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to be damaged. Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake, they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people.
– When you are in your car, get out of your car and sit or lie next to it. You can easily survive by doing this simple thing.
– If you’re outside, go into the open. Stay clear of buildings and power lines or anything else for that matter that could fall on you.
Source: The Triangle of Life by Doug Copp (http://www.rense.com/general82/erth.htm)
– The Red Cross strongly advises not try to move (that is, escape) during the shaking of an earthquake. The more and the longer distance that someone tries to move, the more likely they are to become injured by falling or flying debris, or by tripping, falling, or getting cut by damaged floors, walls, and items in the path of escape. Identifying potential “void areas” and planning on using them for earthquake protection is more difficult to teach, and hard to remember for people who are not educated in earthquake engineering principles. The Red Cross is not saying that identifying potential voids is wrong or inappropriate. What we are saying is that “Drop, Cover, and Hold On!” is NOT wrong — in the United States. The American Red Cross, being a U.S.-based organization, does not extend its recommendations to apply in other countries. What works in the US may not work elsewhere, so there is no dispute that the “void identification method” or the “Triangle of Life” may indeed be the best thing to teach in other countries where the risk of building collapse, even in moderate earthquakes, is great.
Disclaimer: The information provided here is for you to make an informed decision on what to do when an earthquake happens. It is up to you to weigh and consider the points provided here and decide which is the best for you, keeping in mind your location or country.
– A prayer or two can also save your life.
THINGS TO DO AFTER AN EARTHQUAKE:
– Check yourself for injuries and if there are any apply first aid. Check others for injuries and give first aid for serious injuries.
– If the phone is working, use it only in case of emergency. You can use your cellphone and call your loved ones. Avoid driving if possible to keep the streets clear for emergency vehicles.
– Expect aftershocks. Sometimes large enough to cause damage in their own right, generally follow large earthquakes. Listen to the radio for important information and instructions.
You can also read “The Comprehensive Resource of earthquake Safety Tips”, check it out:http://complianceandsafety.com/safety-tips/earthquake-safety-tips.php
It is important to educate yourself and your loved ones about the earthquake safety and survival tips. Who knows when an earthquake would strike but if you know these earthquakesafety and survival tips, you would have a greater chance of surviving and you can also help save other people’s lives.
Tips in Overcoming Obstacles
Sometimes life throws a curveball at you and if you are not ready, it may just hit you. A wise man once said that it is important to learn to be ready for any curve ball that life may throw at you. Being ready for the life’s curveball means preparing yourself to face adversity and the daily challenges that life gives. Nobody is perfect and that is why it is important to strive and learn about yourself on a daily basis so that you can learn to overcome life’s obstacles.
It is important to improve oneself no matter how good we already think we are, we must stay hungry and humble in life. It is also helpful if we learn to be quiet and simply listen to the words of wisdom of those people who have made it and who are role models. It would be good to learn from those who had made a difference in the life of others. That is helpful in overcoming life’s obstacles.
It has been said that life’s obstacles are there to help us become better. It may not look at it first and sometimes we feel that we want to give up but if we only learn to stop and let go of our fears and worries in life, we can become great.
Greatness as they say is not about how many trophies you have or awards you had received, it is about standing up every time you fall. It’s not how many times you fall that matters but how many times you stand up that counts. That is the trademark of a true champion. A true champion learns to fight even if the odds are against him. A true champion learns to see the light even in the darkness of the night and see victory even when others can see only defeat. A true champion is someone who believes in himself even when no else does. He never gives up even in the midst of trials and he hopes for something better.
Life is what we make of it, come curve ball and all, it is up to us to make good use of our God given talents and simply be the best that we can be. We must try to learn to seek the better things in life and be not afraid to reach for our our potential. When we try our best and let God do the rest, then anything is possible. We simply have to believe and if we really want it hard enough, the seemingly impossible becomes possible.
Monday, March 2, 2015
Tips to Stay Happy as a Migrant Worker
Many Filipinos dream of working overseas so a lucrative job offer in a foreign country may leave one elated and excited. However, the reality of a foreign working environment and the necessity to immediately adjust to a totally new culture and language can be overwhelming. It would not be surprising if an overseas Filipino worker (OFW) who always wanted to work abroad may seriously contemplate quitting after some time.
To snap out of these career busters, check out the tips below:
Love what you do. Ever heard of the saying, “Love your profession and you’ll never have to work a single day in your life? The saying should be a mantra for all workers but more so for OFWs who have a lot more adjusting to do. You can easily find joy in your work by recognizing the importance of your profession. Realize that your work makes the lives of others easier and better. The skills and the values you acquire while working also makes you a better person.
Count your blessings. Not everyone is qualified or is given the chance to work in a foreign land. Bear in mind that many Filipino workers back home aspire to be in your position.
Consider the consequences. Whenever the idea of quitting comes to your mind, take time to consider how your decision will affect you and the important people in your life.
Treat it as a once in a lifetime opportunity. Most overseas work contracts have a validity of two to five years. Since this is only temporary thing, make the most of it by taking time to appreciate the culture and the surroundings in your host country.
Do something about it. Identify the reasons why you are unhappy. Is it homesickness, too much pressure at work, or are you simply exhausted? Once you addressed the reasons, the next step is to do something about it.
For example, homesickness can be cured by calling your loved ones back in the Philippines . If you find your job difficult, then you may need to seek help from colleagues. If you are exhausted, you may need to request for a day-off from work.
Treat your co-workers/colleagues as friends. Being in a new place is an opportunity to make new friends. Getting along with the people you work with will surely contribute a lot in keeping you happy. This doesn’t mean that you have to please everybody, it mostly means avoiding conflict with others by exerting effort to work with harmony, being a teamwork and treating others with respect.
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Tips How to Pass the IELTS Exam
The International English Language Testing System (IELTS) assesses the language ability of who wants to study or work in an English speaking country.
Many hate IELTS because some candidates don't really understand it and because of that they don't get their score and because of that their career go through bad news.
Here are some ways to pass IELTS by preparing better:
- Learn from your mistakes. Learn, do not keep making mistakes. Yes, you are going to make mistakes and that isn't a problem. Do the test again, it doesn't matter what the examination type or format is. You will be learning or find a teacher to tell you where you are going wrong with your language.
- Learn skills. Skills need practice but they also need to be practiced in the right way and that means quality, not quantity. That way, your skills and language are going to improve slowly.
- Learn some general English. The IELTS candidates who suceed most quickly are those who take an interest in learning English. Candidates who only do IELTS work often get stuck. Either they get bored or they don't understand why they need to learn English.
- Answer the Question. Read and listen to the question and answer it. You would be surprised how many problems you can solve.
- Know that preparing for the exam is not the same as taking it. During the exam, there should only be one thing in your head-read and listen to the question and answer it. If you are thinking of more than that, then you are not concentrating on your English. All other skills should be almost automatic-you don't waste time thinking about them, you just do them.
The point is to think about how you are going to study. If you do that, you have a big chance to pass with flying colors.
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Monday, February 23, 2015
Lost in Thought? Here Are 5 Reasons to Incorporate Daydreaming Into Your Daily Routine
Daydreaming often gets a bad rap. By its definition, the act of drifting in and out of a tangled pile of memories, plans, fantasies and observations is the opposite of mindfulness, the much-exalted state that requires an intense, vise-like focus on the present moment.
But there is a time and place for daydreaming. For the myriad of instances in our daily routines in which we find ourselves faced with the mundane – a traffic jam, a line at the grocery shopping, a long shower – giving the brain free-rein to wander is not only acceptable, but beneficial.
So the next time you begin to chastise yourself for allowing your mind to escape into the nebulous ether, remember that there are many fruitful answers to the question: Why daydream?
Here are a few of them:
1. To facilitate creativity.
Research suggests that mind wandering encourages creative connections and novel solutions. For example, in a 2012 study conducted by two researchers at the University of California at Santa Barbara, 145 undergraduates were asked to come up with as many uses for daily objects (clothes hangers, bricks, toothbrushes, etc.) as they could in two minutes -- a standard exercise to measure creativity. The students were then divided into four groups; one group repeated the exercise again, right away, while the other three groups were given a 12-minute break before starting. The first group was allowed to rest, the second was given a hard memory task to complete and the third was asked to work on a mundane task, specifically engineered to encourage daydreaming.
The students in the tedious-task group significantly outperformed the other participants, coming up with an average of 41 percent more possibilities, which suggests the daydreamers had been, consciously or not, ruminating on the first test for the 12 minutes between exercises. While their minds wandered, they were flipping through the list of everyday items, coming up with uses that may have initially escaped them.
Intuitively, this theory makes sense: Why does a misplaced name hovering on the tip of your tongue suddenly spring forth just as you've consciously allowed your brain to move on to a new topic? Perhaps it's because your brain is still working on low-volume, cobbling together connections that eluded it when your focus was too rigorously directed in one place.
2. To learn from past mistakes.
When we daydream, we often replay past events. Research by the University of Southern California, which explores what happens when our brains are at rest, reveals that when our minds wander they engage in a form of neural processing "that is relatively suppressed when attention is focused on the outside world." This type of thinking is ideal for parsing out our own social emotions and moral connotations; it allows us to review unresolved issues, gives us the space to examine our internal moral compass, identify where we have erred, and adjust our behavior going forward.
3. To plan for the future.
This is directly tied to the previous point: Just as daydreaming frequently involves events from the past, it also frequently involves rehearsing future conversations, allowing us to practice planned encounters, be it with our boss, our spouse or anyone else with whom we have meaningful relationship.
4. To connect the dots.
Research indicates that daydreaming facilitates the ability to connect observations and pieces of information. "People assumed that when your mind wandered it was empty," Kalina Christoff, a cognitive neuroscientist at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, told The Wall Street Journal. Going by neural activity, however, "mind wandering is a much more active state than we ever imagined, much more active than during reasoning with a complex problem."
In a series of experiments, researchers at Northwestern University used brain scanners and EEG sensors to study neural activity in a number of participants tasked with solving complex word puzzles. Some came to the correct answer by systematically reviewing each option, while others remained stuck. But a group of volunteers found the answer as if by magic. It wasn't there, and suddenly the brain scanner lit up.
Allowing your brain to freely associate disparate ideas, many researchers believe, facilitates this “eureka” moment, which perhaps helps explain why Newton stumbled upon the rule of gravity while resting under an apple tree, and why, anecdotally, the modern-day shower seems particularly conducive for runaway breakthrough moments.
5. To escape boredom.
This is perhaps the least scientifically impressive reason, but it's the most practical. Life without daydreaming would be one long snooze-fest.
Imagine being trapped in the car, and instead of allowing your mind to drift, remaining truly tethered to the car-congested present. "If we couldn’t do it during a boring task, life would be horrible,” Jonathan Smallwood, a researcher at the University of California Santa Barbara, told The New York Times.
Amen.
Monday, February 9, 2015
Romantic Acronyms
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G.
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N.
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S.
I Miss U, Sweetheart.
P.A.S.I.G.
Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.
C.E.B.U.
Change Everything... But Us.
P.E.R.U.
Porget Everyone... Remember Us.
P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.
T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N.
'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.
J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night
EARN MONEY NOW
EARN MONEY NOW
Tagalog Pick up Lines
itim na nazareno ka ba? pahalik naman.
Apoy ka ba? kasi I feel hot kapag lumalapit ako sayo.
Nung sinabi ko sa sarili ko na hindi kita mahal, NABUSOG ako. Kasi KINAIN ko lahat ng sinabi ko.
Ilaw ka ba? kasi you BRIGTHEN my day.
Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang PANGALAN mo.
Sana tanong na lang ako para sagutin mo naman ako.
Philippines ka ba? kasi it's more FUN kapag kasama ka.
TAXI ka ba? kasi habang patagal ng patagal mas NAPAPAMAHAL ako sayo eh
Aanhin pa ang PAA mo? Kung di ka naman lalakad sa altar, KASAMA ako!
Safeguard ka ba? Bakit? Germs kasi ako at 99.9 percent akong patay na patay sau.
Waiting shed kba? kasi handa ako maghintay para lang sayo.
PIZZA ka ba? CRUST kasi kita.
GOOGLE ka ba? kasi nasa'yo na ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.
Pwede ba kitang AWAYIN? para PATULAN mo naman ako.
Badtrip! Ano bang problema ng hangin? At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!
Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin, pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang.
Race track ka ba? kasi ang ganda ng CURVES mo eh.
Miss may kanin ka ba? kasi HITA mo pa lang ulam na.
Sikreto ka ba? Kasi hindi kita kayang ipagkatiwala sa iba.
Sana naging issue na lang ako sa Failon Ngayon Para pwede kong sabihing, Sa akin, may pakiaalam ka!
Calculator ka ba? Kasi solved na ko sayo eh.
alam mo, para kang ampalaya? kasi kahit anong pait ang naramdaman ko ikaw parin ang sustansya ko.
Ang galing mo palang bumato kasi di ka pa bumabato tinamaan na ako sa'yo.
Kili kili ka ba? kinikilig kasi ako sayo eh.
alam mo ba na dati ang puso ko ay MURA lang? Pero nung nakilala kita ito ay NAGMAHAL na.
totoo bang habang may buhay may pag-asa. eh paano kung ikaw ang buhay ko? may pag-asa ba ko sayo?
Akala ko ba bakasyon na? Eh bakitt lagi ka parin PUMAPASOK sa isip ko?
Ang lampa mo naman! Tatawid ka na nga lang sa isip ko, nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.
Si Mr. BEAN ka ba ? Kasi BEANihag mo ang puso ko eh.
Thesis ka ba? kasi handa kitang i-DEFEND sa lahat.
Para kang YOSI? kasi ang hirap mong alisin sa buhay ko eh.
Hanggang KINSENAS na lang kita mamahalin para wala nang KATAPUSAN.
Pimple ka ba? kasi pag pinipilit kitang alisin nasasaktan ako.
Sana antok na lang ako, para gabi gabi pede kitang Dalawin.
Lason ka ba? kasi nakahanda akong mamatay matikman ka lang.
IHI ka ba? kasi kinikilig ako pag paparating ka na.
TOYO ka ba? kasi I dedicate all my love TOYO!
BOBO ka ba? kasi ikaw ang nagiisang BOBO-o sa buhay ko.
PiZZA ka ba? Crust kasi kita eh.
Pwede ba kitang Abutin? kasi ikaw ang pinapangarap ko.
Sana nalaglag na PERA mo na lang ako? para pag kinuha ako ng iba sasabihin mo, HOY AKIN YAN.
Gustong gusto na kitang galitin! para patulan mo na ako.
Pwede ba kitang abutin? kasi ikaw ang Pangarap ko eh.
Kung magiging SUBJECT ka gusto ko ikaw ang pinakamahirap. para sayo lang ako BABAGSAK.
Anong PANULAT ang gamit mo? di kasi kita mabura sa isip ko eh.
LEGGINGS ka ba? ikaw kasi ang leggings nasa isip ko.
Musika ka ba? Napapasayaw mo kasi ang puso ko.
Condom ka ba? Kasi I feel safe with you.
Puto ka ba? Dinuguan kasi ako, bagay tayo.
Ibon ka ba? Lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko.
Hotwater ka ba? Napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo.
Unan ka ba? Sarap mo kasing yakapin.
Ayoko na sa sarili ko! Pwede bang sa ‘yo na lang ako?
Sumbong kita sa pulis. Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
Tambutso ka ba? Umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo.
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Bomba ka ba? Sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo.
Kotse ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sakyan.
Computer ka ba? Sarap mo kasing iturn-on.
Glue ka ba? Kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko.
Dagat ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sisirin.
Dalawang Multo ka ba? kasi Ghost-Two kita.
Pera ka ba? kasi naghihirap ako kapag wala ka.
Hinding hindi ako mahuhulog sayo dahil para akong lumulutang kapag nakikita kita?
Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo pero hawak mo ang mundo ko.
Ang lovelife ko parang ikaw. kasi parang ikaw na lang kulang.
Alam mo ba may kamukha ka? kamukha mo yung future wife ko.
Ang pagibig ko sa'yo parang LANGKA. LANGKAtapusan.
Kabayo ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita TUMITIGIDIG ang puso ko.
Gusto ko ng MAGNUM? Para ako ang MAGNUMber one sa puso mo
Puro ka HAHA, pag ako nainis sayo HAHAlikan kita.
Mura lang daw ang PUSO ko pero nang dahil sayo nagmamahal ito.
Kape ka ba? kasi ang HOT HOT mo.
Pakitignan naman yung Mata ko kasi parang di na ako makakakita. makakakita ng tulad mo.
Sawa ka na ba sa pagiging ikaw? bkit di mo subukang maging tayo naman.
Dagat ka ba? kasi palalim ng palalim ang pagibig ko sa yo
Wala akong pakialam kung mataba ka, kasi I love you just the WEIGH you are
may planeta bang ikaw? kasi ikaw ang mundo ko.
PEDICAB ka ba? PEDICABang maging girlfriend.
Sana gitara ka na lang para habang kumakanta ako yakap yakap kita.
Driver ka ba? kasi gusto ko ikaw na ang magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
Hindi ko alam kung matino ako kasi pag nakikita kita nababaliw ako sa yo.
sana eroplano ka na lang at Airport naman ako. Para kahit anong mangyari sa akin pa rin ang landing mo.
Hindi ba nilalanggam ang labi mo? kasi ang TAMIS ng ngiti mo.
Bigbang theory ka ba? kasi nabuo ang mundo ko dahil sayo.
sana halaman na lang ako para diligan mo ako ng Pagmamamahal mo.
Doktor ka ba? kasi gusto kong sabihin sayo ang nararamdaman ko.
Anong klaseng panulat ba ang gamit mo? kasi di kita mabura sa isip ko.
Pede ba kitang abutin kasi sabi ng lolo ko reach for my dream eh.
Tubig ka ba? kasi ikaw ang pinakamalaking bahagi ng mundo ko.
Sana hindi ka buwan para hindi mo ko iwan pagdating ng araw.
gamot ka ba? kasi dinapuan ako ng sakit ng kalungkutan at ikaw lang ang makakapagpagaling sakin.
LABOR DAY ka ba? Kasi you're MAY 1 and only.
Ikaw ba si auntie? ikaw kasi AUNTIE-nitibok ng Puso ko.
Uncle ka ba? Ikaw kasi UNCLE-langan ko sa buhay ko.
Teacher ka ba? kasi tinuruan mo ako kung paano magmahal ng totoo.
Nawawala ka ba? kasi lagi kang hinahanap ng PUSO ko.
Dugo ka ba? kasi ikaw ang tinitibok ng PUSO ko.
kaleidoscope ka ba? nagiging makulay ang mundo ko pag tinitignan kita.
Isda ka ba? kasi you're ISDA one for me.
PEANUT ka ba? kasi PEANUT-ibok mo ang puso ko.
PEDICAB ka ba?, PEDICABang mahalin.
Umutot ka ba? kasi you Blew me away.
Teddy bear ka ba? kasi ang sarap mong yakapin.
Manghuhula ka ba? kasi gusto kong malaman kung ikaw ang FUTURE ko.
Bato ka ba? kasi you ROCK my world.
Avengers ka ba? ikaw kasi ang kailangan ng MUNDO ko.
Ako si IRON MAN at ikaw ang ARC Reactor ko, kasi di ako mabubuhay kapag nawala ka sa dibdib ko.
alam mo ba para akong si hulk?, kasi I can't control myself kapag nakikita kita.
Solmux ka ba? kasi di ka DAHON kasi your Da ONE for me.
Hanger ka ba? kasi I miss Hanging out with you.
Bangko ka ba? kasi I wanna save all my love for you.
Bisyo ka ba? Ang hirap mong iwasan.
Pwede ba kitang Abutin? ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko.
Para kang TAXI, kasi habang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo.
Di ka ba nahihilo? kasi kanina ka pa umiikot sa isipan ko.
Driver ka ba? kasi ikaw ang gustong kong magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
Superman ka ba? SUPERMANhid ka kasi, di mo maramdaman na mahal kita.
Sana magkaaway na lang tayo para patulan mo ko.
Alam mo ba mukha ka ng NANAY?, NANAY ng magiging mga anak natin.
Tubig ka ba? kasi isda ako at di ako mabubuhay kapag wala ka.
Pilipinas ka ba sa Panatang Makabayan? kasi INiibig kita eh.
Ayaw ko na sa SARILI ko, kasi Sa'yo na lang ako.
Coke ka ba? kasi di ka lang SAKTO sa PUSO ko, Ikaw pa ang HAPPINESS ko.
Miss kailangan mo ba ng TIMBA? kasi naguumapaw ang kagandahan mo eh.
Wag kang aalis sa tabi ko ha. kasi sabi ng sign "Do not leave your valuable unattended"
Tubig ka ba? kasi nauuhaw ako sa pagmamahal mo.
ICE ka ba? kasi ang sarap mo ipalo sa pader eh.
Freezer ka ba? kasi nagyeyelo ngipin mo.
Bulkan ba nguso mo? Ang sarap kasi pasabugin eh.
May sunglass ka ba? isuot mo na kasi nagdidilim paningin ko sayo eh.
Puno ka ba? naglalabasan kasi mga ugat mo.
Salamin ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing basagin e.
Araw ka ba? nakakasilaw kasi yang noo mo.
Baril ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng putok mo.
kutsilyo ka ba? saksakan ka kasi ng pangit.
Billiard ka ba? kasi ang sarap sarguhin ng mukha mo.
Earthquake ka ba? kasi umaalog bilbil mo eh.
Tupperware ka ba? kasi Plastik ka na ang kapal pa ng mukha mo.
Straw ka ba? kasi di ka lang plastik, sipsip ka pa.
Miss, Cashier ka ba? mukha ka kasing bayaran eh.
Ilang pages ka ba? ang kapal mo kasi eh.
Pako ka ba? ang mo mo kasing Pukpokin ng Martilyo.
Inidoro ka ba? natatae kasi ako pag nakikita kita.
Lechon ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing balatan at tusukin ng tinidor.
Sinangag ka ba? kasi amoy bawang ka eh.
Gusto mo ng sapatos? mukha ka kasing PAA.
Twitter ka ba? kasi trending ka sa puso ko eh.
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Teleserye ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan.
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Ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo parang kabilang classroom, IBANG KLASE!
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Hindi ako stalker! I'm just following my dreams.
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Si bossing ka ba? kasi I Love You, Muah, Muah, Tsup, Tsup.
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Para kang Ihi kasi paparating ka pa lang, kinikilig na ako.
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Teleserye ka ba? ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan.
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Madilim ba? wala kasi akong makitang iba pag andyan ka.
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Pwede ba kitang Sundan? kasi sabi ng titser ko "follow my dream"
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Nung sinabi ko na hindi kita mahal, Nabusog ako! kasi kinain ko lahat ng mga sinabi ko.
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Kutsara ka ba? habang lumalapit ka napapa-Nganga ako.
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Table of Content ka ba? ikaw kasi ang laman ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
ayokong bolahin ka kasi baka tumalbog ka makuha ka pa ng iba.
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Hindi mo kailangan magpunta kung saan saan para makita ang "True Love" mo. may address naman ako, Ibibigay ko na lang sayo.
Sukli: Crayola ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
Sukli: kase… binigyan mo ng kulay ang MUNDO ko!
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Pushback: Pagod ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Pushback: dahil.. lage kang tumatakbo sa isip ko!
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Sukli: Ang Happiness hindi nag sisimula sa letter “H”?!
Girl: bakit?
Sukli: nagsisimula sya sa letter “U”
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Pushback: Bubuyog ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Pushback: Dahil ako ang HONEY mo!
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Sukli: Hindi kita kaya sa suntukan?!
Girl: bakit?
Sukli: Kase… Sa tingin mo pa lang KNOCKOUT na ko!
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Boy Pickup: hhhhuuhhhhhhhh!!! Hindi kita kaya sa Baseball?!
Girl: Bakit
Boy Pickup: Kase… Favorite color ko ay Yellow!
Boy Backup: NAKA YELLOW AKO!!! PICKUP!!!
Sukli: Basura ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
Sukli: Kase… Kung Saan saan kita nakikita!
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Boy Pickup: Kilala ka ba ni Manny Pacquiao?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: Hindi rin!
Boy Backup: Hindi rin nya ako kilala!!!
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